Spam vs. Hot Dog

  Ova da summer, was so FRICKIN HOT, we had for go to the waterpark. Granted, da waterpark is in Kapolei, which is pretty much Nanakuli wit one nicer name, and its hot as hell out dea... BUT we wen go anyway. SO, of course we was hungry by lunch time and we wen go wait in da line at da concession stand like everbody else. I wen overhea one haole lady behind me talking to her daughter and da conversation went like dis:

    Haole Lady: (southern drawl) I can't believe they ACTUALLY sell Spam around here. We went into the 7-11 the other day and they had these things called Mu-su-bi. It's like Spam with rice. Disgusting.                                                            

    Daughter: (slight southern drawl) That is SO Gross. Spam's Nasty.

    Haole Lady: So what are you gonna have for lunch, darlin'?

    Daughter: I think I just want a hot dog, chips , and a Coke.

    Haole Lady: That sounds good. I think I'll have that, too.

 As I wen stop for ponder this conversation, I had one simple realization...Spam and Hot Dogs are the SAME THING!!! They both stay processed by-products of da pig. So how come Spam is Public Enemy Numba 1 and Hot Dogs are da Great American food? According to da statistics, Americans consume 20 BILLION hot dogs a year!! The 7 Billion eaten in the summer could stretch from Chicago, da hot dogs Mecca, to Frankfurt, Germany, da hot dogs homeland 125 times. 

                            

 Nothing stay more American than stuffing your face wit processed meat...As long as you call 'em one hot dog, NOT Spam. Dis is Joey Chestnut, da Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion. He stay one American hero for beating the former champion, Kobayashi, of Japan. Chestnut has won da past 3 years in a row.

This pass year, Joey Chestnut wen eat 68 hot dogs in da Nathan's contest. He broke his own World Record! If he wen eat 68 cans of Spam dey would call him one terrorist.