Friday, July 31, 2009

How Come Moke's Like Heineken?

I neva undastan' why Moke's like Heineken?
Like its someting special?
So mento
, cuz Moke's always complaining about da frickin' haoles
But Heineken stay from Holland
Da most Haole-ist place on earth.

Da stupid bottle is green,
Who the hell cares!!
You would tink Moke's would like Brown bottles, cuz dey stay brown
But NO...Dey like da stupid green bottle.

Besides, got choke beers from places wit brown people
How come dey no support dose guys?
Get Steinlager, Red Stripe, Hinano...Even get Primo!!!

How come get brown people, who no like white people
but da same guys support white people beer?
no make sense...
LOL...White-People-Beer.  





3 comments:

  1. honestly brah, i don't know. i used to drink that a lot, hence the mass amount of moke friends i have, but over the years, i've turned into the corona monster...mexican piss never tasted so good....hahahaha lemme know when u get those shoe boxes done, homie, i'll get one....stay up | peace
    -mb

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  2. ahahaha keola you fkn genius, you!

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